Valentine’s Day is typically associated with romantic films, but it has also been a notable occasion for horror movie premieres. The trend dates back decades, with the 1931 release of “Dracula” coinciding with Valentine’s Day. At first, “Dracula” was marketed as a peculiar romance. Similarly, “Silence of the Lambs” made a memorable Valentine’s Day debut.
There are even horror films centered explicitly around Valentine’s Day, such as the 1981 “My Bloody Valentine” and its 2009 remake, along with the forgettable “Valentine” from 2001. The movie is now available on Netflix
– Enter “Fantasy Island” on Valentine’s Day
Given this history, it’s not surprising that horror films like “Fantasy Island” would release on Valentine’s Day, hoping to attract couples seeking an alternative outing. Unfortunately, “Fantasy Island” falls short of expectations, lacking the charm of its predecessors and delivering less terror than unexpected sources like “Sonic the Hedgehog.”
– The Reimagining of “Fantasy Island”
For those unfamiliar with the television series, “Fantasy Island” (1977-1984) featured Ricardo Montalban as Mr. Roarke, host of a mystical resort. Each episode brought guests with unfulfilled dreams, transformed into reality by Roarke and his assistant, Tattoo. Hollywood’s inclination to adapt television shows into movies led to the inevitable reboot of “Fantasy Island,” landing in the hands of Blumhouse, known for horror hits like the “Purge” and “Paranormal Activity” franchises.
– A Troubled Flight to Terror
The film opens with a plane landing at Mr. Roarke’s island, now portrayed by Michael Peña. Contest winners are promised their deepest fantasies with two conditions: one fantasy per guest, and each must reach its “natural conclusion.” Guests include JD and Brax, seeking a Fyre Festival-esque high life, and Gwen, longing to undo a past mistake. Meanwhile, Melanie wants revenge on her childhood bully. As these fantasies unfold, deadly secrets emerge.
– The Failings of a Dark Adaptation
While the premise of exploring darker themes within “Fantasy Island” is intriguing, the film fails to integrate horror effectively. Scenes with zombie-like creatures, torture, and strange occurrences feel disjointed and forced. Director Jeff Wadlow, known for “Truth or Dare,” struggles to unify the narrative, resorting to absurd twists and mindless sequences.
– An Unwelcome Fantasy for All Audiences
“Fantasy Island” ultimately disappoints every demographic. Fans of the original show will be dismayed by its descent into horror tropes. Horror enthusiasts will find the scares lackluster and derivative. Even the talented cast, including Michael Peña, Maggie Q, and Lucy Hale, are wasted in shallow roles.
In summary, “Fantasy Island” is a misfire—failing to resonate with any audience. Even casual viewers of the show would expect more from this brainless adaptation.
